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considerablybigben:

*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

August 13th / 264,817 notes

lurkthejerk:

Moan into my mouth while I finger you when we kiss.

August 13th / 101,250 notes

lipsitck:

When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.

August 13th / 218,925 notes

manual:

Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty

August 13th / 267,616 notes

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

August 13th / 594,338 notes

angel-of-the-get-through:

Idea: send me your number on anon. We text for two days, no name, no picture, just talking. We see if we’d be friends from getting to know one another. On day three you send me a picture and your name.

August 6th / 18,398 notes

outbreakings:

162.1 million users on tumblr and i still can’t even get 20 notes on a text post

July 26th / 294,100 notes

splders:

*eats 4 slices of pizza*

im so full

*eats another 4 slices of pizza*

July 26th / 456,035 notes